jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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badashluke:

slutash:

calumhoodphotography.org

org is short for orgy

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theamazingspiderboy:

Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

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tommcfly:

Recording the audio…we don’t read good.


thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

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ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

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thanksforjackbarakat:

vventz:

in a world full of the word yes

i’m here to scream

image

HE COULND’T QUITE REACH THE MICROPHONE IM SMILING SO MUCH

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gayisnotasynonymforjalex:

when alex posts any of his selfies ever

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